Ever tried to move a WordPress website? It throws you a curveball and wastes money. But that needn't be the case. Read the funny story of how I "moved" my WordPress site as a complete noob.
Defining a target audience might feel like an uphill task for many beginners. But that's far from the truth, unless you're the kind of person who loves to complicate things. It is as easy as A, B, C. Forget what the "gurus" say. They don't know anything.
Are you a guest blojjer? No. No, you read that right. You don't wonna be a guest blojjer because they suck! Like big time. Editors hate them. Website owners hate them. We all loathe them. And you can spot one from a mile away.
Birds and flying. How does a chick figure out "I'm gonna fly today?" And are chicken just birds that decided "Eff it, let's walk?" Like flying, content marketing might seem daunting at first. But what if I told you it is as easy as pie?
Writer's block? Feel stuck? I know writing posts consistently sucks big time. And AI doesn't help much either, especially when the slop feels disjointed. Worry not, I've your back with some random inspirational stuff.
This one time I was so broke I thought of going to a sperm bank. Only to find out you can't donate for the sole purpose of making money. And I was like damn, this world is a strange place. But no stranger than the fact 12.95 GB of web content can't guarantee an all-time no.1 spot in Google.
Ever watched a movie and felt like smashing your TV screen because either the plot was too predictable or the whole thing was as boring as hell? Yeah, I know. Leaves you asking, "Who wrote this crap?" Don't let people say the same about your web content.
I was watching Ice Age and there is this one squirrel who never gives up on his nut. Damn, that came out wrong. But that's not the point. It's the sheer determination to keep going even during an apocalypse! You know, like I imagine SEO experts would do even if the ground was swallowing us.
When I was in nursery school, I fell in some deep-arse ditch I nearly lost my life. I slipped on some rice because I wasn't looking where I was going. And in true African fashion, my mother beat the devil out of me for falling in a ditch! But I digress. Cheers to three points for web content writing!